Sunday, May 23, 2010

Is it still considered a steal....

when you buy the whole store? I'm just asking....cause you know, I went to buy my infant son some clothes for the summer....and walked up to the counter with one of almost everything I saw...I mean, seriously people, what made for babies is not "the cutest thing ever"....nothing at Carters that's for sure....so then, I ask again....is it really a steal when you have bought one of everything.....I mean, it was on sale and all......

Friday, May 21, 2010

So I found out that not only am I moving grade levels, but I am moving from my luxury room....the penthouse, as it were, of my school...the place where very little comes to bother you...a place that took me YEARS to work my way to...not that I mind, because I would happily do whatever my boss asks me to....and the person getting it...not only is new, but just doesn't get how lucky she is....instead, she feels the need to complain...she has a job...at a good school...and all she can do is complain...to the woman moving from her penthouse to an average apartment.....I mean, classroom.....

Complainy Woman: Your room is so dark (well, duh, lady, the lights are off...it is important to note here, mine is one of two...just two...that gets direct sunlight, untouched...no buildings to block it.....I seriously teach in the afternoons with most of the lights out because it is so bright...)

Complainy Woman: It's so small, there's no storage (it is one of 2 that are the biggest in the school....1 of 2 lady....)

Complainy Woman: There's only that ugly chalkboard there....(yeah, um, hon, soon to be an ugly chalkboard with four holes because that lovely white board is mine)

Complainy Woman: I thought maybe I could move in now.....(okay, listen lady....would you like me to move you as well...cause, you know, I'm still teaching over here....)
Ok, so I'm trying to think of a way to write my stuff and make it funny, but seriously, funny when you're pissed, just comes out bitter....my own little bitter blog... ;-)

Not bitter....just amazed....amazed at the stupidity around me...it follows me I believe....or maybe I some how court it....I am a stupidity courter.....I wonder if you can get paid for that....

Thursday, May 20, 2010

So I am new to this thing here....going to try to use this to my advantage and make this a funny venting place for my crazy life....and trust me, it is a wacky existence....Not much today, just trying out the feel...but check back....my life could be a sitcom.....or at least a really bad reality series....